Friday, December 20, 2013

Christmas gifts to get ... ME

Everyone has been asking my hubby (and me) what I want for Christmas.

Easy: Nothing! Your love and undying admiration. That's it. I have everything that I want. If I don't have it, it is sitting in my shopping cart on Nordstrom.com. Trust me.

BUT, if you had to get me something for Christmas... like REALLY had to get something because you'll 'splode otherwise? Okay. Here we go.

Candles. They are like crack. I'm gonna start calling them "crandles". Ha. If I'm in a bad mood, I light up a cigarette crandle. If I'm happy, I light a crandle. If camo-ed men fart in my house, I light a crandle. You get the picture.

So, support my addiction. Ship a crandle. Here are some of my favorites. Don't you wish we had the modern version of smellevision? Then you could inhale all of the delicious scents that I experience everyday, without paying the ridiculous dolla dolla bills that I dole out every few weeks.

Happy holidays?





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